I'm excited for Halloween this year. I hear everyone will be wearing masks.

The whole COVID thing stinks... However I've been infected, so I can't smell anything.

Did you hear about the Jyotishy who predicted COVID? Yeah, me neither.

Why is the Pope wearing a mask these days? Is he afraid he's going to die and go to Heaven?

Doctor, I have diabetes, arthritis, cancer and a bad heart. Am I at risk for COVID?

Apparently Trump's vaccine will have side effects.

The vaccine affects the vocal cords, such that everyone will sound like Trump. And turn your hair orange. And make you fat. And delusional.