Guaranteed recipe for rebooting your soul in 1 day.

March 11, 2015

Dear reader, this is important:

Honey, butter, a chair, outside the house, scriptures.

Chuck Norris does not sleep, he WAITS.

 

For this soul-rebooting recipe, you will need:

- Honey and butter, like it says in the Bible.
- A chair.
- Earplugs.
- A spiritual book of your choice.
- A place to sit OUTSIDE the house.

 

The recipe below is GUARANTEED to reboot your soul in 1 day:

- Eat some honey and some butter, like it says in the Bible.

- Sit on a chair outdoors.

- Put the earplugs in your ears. This is important because you want to be able to hear God speak to you. God speaks through earplugs. Especially the cheap ones you can get at Walmart 6 pairs for $4.

- Read your spiritual book of choice. Just sit there and read.

- Repeat until tender.

The CRITICAL part of this recipe for rebooting your soul is: you have to read OUTSIDE the house, OUTSIDE any type of building structure. I cannot tell you why.

Marc

 

 

 

 


 

 

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