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QuarterButler Android app saves you time and effort for 25 cents.

May 16, 2016

 This morning I woke up and God told me that It is sad because Its Children are not spending enough time worshipping It, and instead God's children are spending their days doing endless Google searches and updating their Facebook status.


God's children are spending their days doing Google searches and updating their Facebook status.


My new Android phone app warns you when your environment is toxic.


So God wants me to create an Android app, a butler on your Android phone: using your voice, you will tell your "Quarter Butler" on your Android phone, what u need information about.

Rather than spending the next 2 hours doing Google searches, you will tell your "QuarterButler" on your Android phone:

"QuarterButler, Find out the information I need on Life, the Universe and Everything, send me a concise email containing only what I need to get the job done. QuarterButler, if you can take care of this for me within the next 3 hours, and spare me all the internet bullshit, I will gladly pay a quarter, 25 cents."



Once you've given your QuarterButler your instructions, you can go on with your life. Think of all the extra time you will have for porn watching, once your QuarterButlet handles all your Google searches?

On any given day, about 50% (1) of all Internet traffic is composed of porn watching, Facebook status updating and Google searches. I have confidence that we can get the porn watching numbers way up once people realize how much time they can save in their daily routine by using my QuarterButler app on their Android phones to handle all this work for them.

Thank you.

(1) It is a well known fact that approximately 67% of people pull random statistics out of their asses.



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